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smorgasbord – unilever<\/b>
\n1997<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\n<\/td>\n\nact of love
\nhuevos y queso
\nspec 4 ian
\nenglishman
\nfungicidal maniac
\nthe egg<\/a> [4.1 mb]
\nthe pain
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\njustify my love<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\nThe greatest sleaze-rock cabaret band that never was. If circumstances were different Unilever would be deconstructing the cornerstones of popular music with their progressive arsequake sound. As it is, we made this record with stolen military hardware in Washington, then went our separate ways.<\/p>\n

If you are so inclined, this record may be purchased from amazon.<\/p>\n

And yes, we did eat that sandwich after the photoshoot.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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